Movie idea: Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken sit down for breakfast and discuss literally anything for two hours.
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'dear father up in heaven
please give me the strength to not punch the shit out of someone in school tomorrow
please also find me a nice girlfriend
and help me on my exams
and help me get through the first day of school without wanting to shoot myself
amen’I made this post exactly one year today during the summer going into my junior year. Now that im going into my senior year i still feel the same way. Ah memories
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
#i love it when america’s like lol canada amiright??#and the rest of the worlds like nah bro its literally only you that does it different
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Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
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stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
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MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
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once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like
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