when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
it’s me, michael & my old url was orgasm..
i was deleted by tumblr recently. i’m not sure why… i lost 570k followers and a blog that i had for years
anyway i really hope i get it back, but i just wanted to let everyone know :)
this will be my blog for now and i’ll also be keeping everyone updated here, hopefully i get my old blog back!
one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet
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There’s a new mystery around every corner in the Maze.
What’s hidden in his memories could save them.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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