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Aug 25

supnoah:

when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet

(via breakinq)

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

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iusedtobeorgasm:

hi everyone!
it’s me, michael & my old url was orgasm..  
i was deleted by tumblr recently. i’m not sure why… i lost 570k followers and a blog that i had for years
anyway i really hope i get it back, but i just wanted to let everyone know :)
this will be my blog for now and i’ll also be keeping everyone updated here, hopefully i get my old blog back!

iusedtobeorgasm:

hi everyone!

it’s me, michael & my old url was orgasm..  

i was deleted by tumblr recently. i’m not sure why… i lost 570k followers and a blog that i had for years

anyway i really hope i get it back, but i just wanted to let everyone know :)

this will be my blog for now and i’ll also be keeping everyone updated here, hopefully i get my old blog back!

(via gnarly)

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho, via ugly)

mazerunnermovie:

There’s a new mystery around every corner in the Maze.

mazerunnermovie:

There’s a new mystery around every corner in the Maze.

mazerunnermovie:


What’s hidden in his memories could save them.

mazerunnermovie:

What’s hidden in his memories could save them.

Aug 24

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westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Aug 23

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