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Sep 02

zigwardscissorhands:

Movie idea: Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken sit down for breakfast and discuss literally anything for two hours.

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asian:

asian:

'dear father up in heaven
please give me the strength to not punch the shit out of someone in school tomorrow
please also find me a nice girlfriend
and help me on my exams
and help me get through the first day of school without wanting to shoot myself
amen’

I made this post exactly one year today during the summer going into my junior year. Now that im going into my senior year i still feel the same way. Ah memories

asian:

asian:

'dear father up in heaven

please give me the strength to not punch the shit out of someone in school tomorrow

please also find me a nice girlfriend

and help me on my exams

and help me get through the first day of school without wanting to shoot myself

amen’

I made this post exactly one year today during the summer going into my junior year. Now that im going into my senior year i still feel the same way. Ah memories

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humorbaby:

so powerful 

humorbaby:

so powerful 

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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

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There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

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hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

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Sep 01

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basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

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Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

victorydancebitches:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

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wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

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thatfunnyblog:

Pura verdad

thatfunnyblog:

Pura verdad

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Aug 31

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